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Backgammon haikus From:   Phil Simborg Address:   simborg@mohrpartners.com Date:   29 July 2004 Subject:   RE: Backgammon Articles Forum:   E-mail .......................................................................... Backgammon Haikus By Phil Simborg Watching the dice come up cocked/Very much like my first marriage. Your disgustingly slow play will not disturb my inner tranquility/I recite this mantra as I plan his dismemberment. Alone in the box/Watching the faces of my former friends. Whether to make his 5 point or mine/Wishing I could flip a coin so no one could see. Please tell me how lucky I am one more time/Let me show you what hot coffee feels like. I gently offer you the cube with the utmost respect/Hoping you will choke on it and die. Tell me again how the dice on line are fair/Tell me again where Santa Claus lives. The joy of making the prime/A feeling not unlike a successful visit to the bathroom. Watching him gammon me with that smirk on his face/Wishing I had a gun. How hard can it be to keep the dice on the table?/Wondering how this man can drive a car.   Did you find the information in this article useful?           Do you have any comments you'd like to add?

 

Fun and frustration

A game brings you money  (Michael J. Zehr, Feb 1996) 

A story from my youth  (neilkaz, Aug 2008) 

Backgammon at 50  (Mary Hickey, July 2005) 

Backgammon by mail  (MelRae, Aug 1997) 

Backgammon haikus  (Phil Simborg, July 2004) 

Backgammon hustler  (Socks, Apr 2004) 

Backgammon laws  (Walt Swan, Dec 1999) 

Beginner's luck  (Paul Tanenbaum, May 1999) 

Characters we all know  (Alan Webb, Feb 1999) 

Choking under pressure  (Kevin Bastian, Dec 1997) 

Danish Championship semifinal match  (Daniel Murphy+, Nov 2004) 

Don't come looking for sympathy ...  (Ian Shaw, Nov 2004) 

"Good roll!"  (jfk+, Jan 1998) 

Hard luck story contest  (Einar Tryggvason, Apr 1996) 

"I resign"  (neilkaz, June 2011) 

Lonely checker's lament  (Luvrhino+, Aug 2001) 

Losing streaks  (Stanley E. Richards+, June 2006) 

Losing streaks  (Leo Bueno+, Nov 1999) 

Losing streaks  (Jim Peplow, July 1998) 

New Year's resolutions  (Alan Webb, Jan 2000) 

One-liners  (scuba, Jan 2007) 

Simborg's laws of backgammon  (NYCGuy, June 1997) 

Some learning humor  (Daniel Murphy, Aug 2011) 

Ten commandments of backgammon  (Morten Wang, Nov 1997) 

The square thing  (David B. Sandler, June 1996) 

Translation fun  (James Eibisch, Feb 1998) 

What are the chances?  (Pete+, Mar 2003) 

Wishing good luck  (Michel Tarragnat, Apr 2005) 

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